Hello Dear Friend,
This is a message you need to hear today.
I want you to know that you are perfect.
We have been through a lot together, and I just wanted to let you know that I am so thankful for you. Without you, I would not have a purpose. I would merely be an insignificant piece of flesh on a person that means so much less to me than you do. You see, you have never given up on me. I am not always beautiful or looking the way I should...buttttt...you still rock me! So...thank you...for everything.
Know that you are beautiful. Even without me.
So...don't stress about what I look like everyday. Be you! Because you are amazing!
Sincerely,
Your Butt